Unofficial Crack Fairy

littlemarshmallowqueen:

hobbitfeminism:

fun fact about me: I didn’t really get okay with having an eyebrow scar until I realized Jason Momoa has one and he is hotter than a volcano fucking a balrog on the surface of the sun

jesus fuck that is, like, the perfect description

I’m confused, shouldn’t the balrog be the one fucking the volcano or am I missing the point of this post?

simonjadis:

friendly reminder that not just one, but two different Chiefs Of Staff of the US Air Force (Generals Michael E. Ryan and John P. Jumper) played themselves in guest roles on Stargate

Neil deGrasse Tyson and Bill Nye also portrayed themselves

electricrain:

Dreamt I was on a mission with Atlantis and I got shot 8 times in my leg by a Wraith. At first I freaked out but then I went “hey this actually looks pretty cool” and I started posting pictures of it on Tumblr and Twitter:

"Shot in my leg by a #Wraith agáin, sigh #atlantismissions #tiredofthisshit"

WTF XD

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

Dear NBC, seeing as it’s my birthday next week, here is a list of gifts I will accept:

  • Hannibal renewed for season 3
  • A third season of Hannibal
  • Season three of Hannibal

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gailsimone:

theimancameron:

optimysticals:

tehnakki:

lady-banner:

hoenn:

STORM #1
MARVEL COMICS
(W) Greg Pak (A/CA) Victor Ibanez
CLASSIFIED

(from July Marvel Solicits)

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

PAGING orangeyouellis

ALSO AAAH

WHAT??? WHAT WHAT WHAT???!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have wanted this my whole life!

Storm!!!!! Ororoe finally gets her due!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONFETTI, ALL THE CONFETTI ACROSS TIME AND SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


Wait wait wait.

WHAT?

This sounds way too good to be true. Please tell me it’s true.

dgaider:

andrastes-flaming-pants:

Just saw this on Twitter - it´s Gwendoline Christie aka Brienne of Tarth! She was doing VO for Dragon Age: Inquisition!

She was a delight! I love her voice.

dgaider:

andrastes-flaming-pants:

Just saw this on Twitter - it´s Gwendoline Christie aka Brienne of Tarth! She was doing VO for Dragon Age: Inquisition!

She was a delight! I love her voice.

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izabeau:

prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

My inner 12 yr is cryin rn.

thimblepixie:

NOW AVALABLE on my Storenvy!Use code: Silly 25 for 25% off your WHOLE order!http://alyssaking.storenvy.com/collections/281952-all-products/products/6793024-the-man-in-the-mirror-print-2
eyebrowsandbadpuns:

This is all Fred Squared is about.

eyebrowsandbadpuns:

This is all Fred Squared is about.

lordessalicia:

I just had to tell someone I missed their phone call because I was busy.

I was in the kitchen dancing while making pancakes and listening to Mass Effect club music so loudly I couldn’t hear my phone.

You know…busy.

nbchannibal:

If you say so…

tumblingdoe:

ctvadim:

femininefreak:

Sex Education in American Public Schools

And this is why tumblingdoe and lacigreen are IMPORTANT.

I want to know states that have the highest sexual health and do some serious overlaying.

A Texan here, willing to confirm how much more absolutely hopeless and nonexistent the sex ed is here for everyone other than straight people. It’s pretty hopeless for straight people too though.

gabrielalauren:


This is a seal with hiccups.  
You’re welcome.

hahahaha awh

gabrielalauren:

This is a seal with hiccups.  

You’re welcome.

hahahaha awh