Unofficial Crack Fairy
veritasrose:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!


Apparently I was run through the belly and it came out the back.
I’m gonna go with spear.

veritasrose:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

Apparently I was run through the belly and it came out the back.

I’m gonna go with spear.

veritasrose:

This might be the best decoration I’ve ever seen in a customer’s home…

veritasrose:

This might be the best decoration I’ve ever seen in a customer’s home…

noodelarts:

I-I-I I dunno … I just … Hmpf

noodelarts:

I-I-I I dunno … I just … Hmpf

berlynn-wohl:

Captain Picard watches the season 2 finale.

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

rennerandcats:

ouyangdan:

ussbishop:

i’m 100000% sure this isn’t a coincidence ok

GET OUT

See how we are excited for something like this? Marvel, pay attention. You’re missing out on a great opportunity for making a ton of money because you know who would like more fucking merch? Every girl that loves comics. Makeup and clothes and jewelry, cute bags, cups that don’t look like they’re made for little kids. We’d eat that shit up. 

Want to give me sweats with Cap’s shield on them or the bullseye logo from Hawkeye? You wanna stick the SHIELD logo on everything? Fuck yeah! More tank tops with classic Mavel characters? So down with that. Ohhh big comfy sweaters/sweatshirts? Hawkeye merch that isn’t the douchebro hoodie that I totally still want because the sleeves zip off and I’m fucking dying.  How about those character hoodies, but cut for ladies? And some shirts/shit which characters like Captain Marvel, Black Widow, Kate Bishop, etc.? 

If you made a makeup line based on Marvel comics/movies do you know how fast that shit would sell? Should I wear Iron Man or Black Widow red today on my lips? Oh hey, I should totes put on some Cap nail art. 

I’d kill for a Fraction Hawkeye travel mug or one of those plastic tumblers with straws that had the SHIELD logo. Any sort of Marvel accessory, really. How about those lanyards people wear to cons? If someone made one with bullseyes and arrows and Hawkguy phrases on it I’d be over it so fast your head would spin. 

Also someone please make a funk Marvel POP Hawkeye figurine. Pretty please. 

Seriously Marvel. You already teamed up with Benefit to create a comic book based on their makeup, how about doing it again to create some makeup based on your comic books?

orteil42:

somebody made an actual tumblr out of my tumblr post generator it’s great/awful

This is seriously beautiful.  

everybodyilovedies:

aloneindarknes7:

SOBBING

you used THAT song, Peter? REALLY. YOU GUYS WENT WITH THAT FREAKING SONG YOU ANIMALS

I knew how bad it was gonna be when I pressed play, I thought i was prepared dammit! But I wasn’t I really wasn’t I started crying before he even started singing and I was sobbing by the end of it. How am I ever gonna make it through the movie itself?

winterstar95:

They cannot stop hugging. I think I am going to fall off my chair!!

Omnipresent Music Entity

suziedowninthequiet:

Can you imagine if DC was like “sure Wonder Woman is one of the founding members of the Justice League and an iconic, beloved character…but what if we killed her and replaced her with Peace Prince, her niece??? They’d still get their Strong Female Character!” or wevs

Sure WW is a more iconic character than Jan, but lbr, none of Marvel’s available characters were that iconic until the movies anyway. And yet they all got their basic identities respected

everybodyilovedies:

Carol vs Cars!!!!!!!!!! Special “Wasp is super good at leadership” edition!

Here we see a semi being thrown at Carol. Followed by Wasp delegating the task of “beat up all the cars” to Carol. Because Wasp is amazing at leadership.