Unofficial Crack Fairy

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

Whenever you feel sad, just remember the time you tweeted about some photos taken in skyrim, and a group of monks started sharing them and meditating on the beauty of nature.

veritasrose:

niche-pastiche:

veritasrose:

Holy crap I forgot about that. That was amazing! Lol! I still never told them the truth.

Really? Dang, I totally would have. t could have potentially resulted in a bunch of monks meditating on the beauty of nature and human creativity, while playing Skyrim!

Oh man, can you imagine like a whole group of monks wandering around a gaming con and checking out demos and blessing random passers by?

I think that could actually be really amazing. I mean, talk about challenging peoples preconceived notions of who is and isn’t a gamer.

storyhoard:

i always forget that Fenris doesn’t speak ferelden/free-marcher/whatever-common-tongue-they-speak-in-the-south natively

his native language is Tevine

bro speaks south-thedas AND a bit of qunari ANd can recite facts about the history of the tevinter imperium and the qunari religion and the andrastean mythos and so much other crap and all that without being able to read

hizome:

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

My tags are very… intense

Whenever you feel sad, just remember the time you tweeted about some photos taken in skyrim, and a group of monks started sharing them and meditating on the beauty of nature.

veritasrose:

Holy crap I forgot about that. That was amazing! Lol! I still never told them the truth.

Really? Dang, I totally would have. t could have potentially resulted in a bunch of monks meditating on the beauty of nature and human creativity, while playing Skyrim!

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

starkiest:

startrekrenegades:

What’s better than a waterslide? A tiny waterslide for ducklings! [x]

OH MY GOD

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

galagraphia:

Maker, bless David Gaider for the mental images he sends into my head :)

Templars are dorks.

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder . 

 
[source:X]

Run! Run! Swim! Swim! Wiggle your proboscis!
Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)
atopfourthwall:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

This need to happen more often with comic art.

I mean, really? We’re still doing this? Seriously mannerism was , like, so four centuries ago. 

atopfourthwall:

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

This need to happen more often with comic art.

I mean, really? We’re still doing this? Seriously mannerism was , like, so four centuries ago. 

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

mrymorstn-archive:

you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away