Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books
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I have never reblogged anything faster.
Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics
You have no idea how many
Early in her days of superheroing Jan was trying out catch phrases. One of the firsts was "You committed a crime here today! And you also robbed a bank!" *punch* As in, referencing the fashion "crimes" all the supervillains were committing. She explained this to Tony while doubled over with laughter for like 10 minutes. When Tony didn't find it half as hilarious as her she sniffed and went back to the drawing board.
of course, jan just has to bring in someone with a better sense of humor.
which is thor, obviously. not because thor laughs at everyone’s jokes because he’s so good humored, it’s because he HAS a good sense of humor. that’s the reason.
thor’s favorite is “you are doomed, mortal, for the fashion police have arrived”
"That outfit is just ungodly!”
And then her and Thor laugh and laugh and he giggles when she flits up and gives him a kiss on his cheek.
Is your social worker in that horse?