Unofficial Crack Fairy

ankalime:

everybody stop what you’re doing and think of Zevran as a father

stuckyassemble:

Front & back

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

I had a really stressful day today, but the moment i got home I went on tumblr and saw this, And it made me feel so much better.

I had a really stressful day today, but the moment i got home I went on tumblr and saw this, And it made me feel so much better.

Rifa: I could attempt to explain
Rifa: but it takes like diagrams and side tracks of 'who thought this was a good idea' and sock puppets of game writers hitting themsleves with pieces of wood
anothersadplanet: this sounds like a really interesting performance
Rifa: I get passionate about my gaming anger
marvelentertainment:

It’s the first OFFICIAL Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” Dancing Groot toy, thanks to Funko! Hitting shelves soon…

marvelentertainment:

It’s the first OFFICIAL Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy” Dancing Groot toy, thanks to Funko! Hitting shelves soon…

tastefullyoffensive:

Brushy Brushy [via]

Previously: Animals Stealing Food

I can’t stop laughing because i had this audio post playing in the background when I saw this and it makes this 1000% post better. 

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gjorth:

prozdvoices:

said:

Looking for a challenge? Try singing Gee in your most manliest voice possible.

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Challenge accepted.

this is a religious experience.

everybodyilovedies:

One year old and it’s like I’ve got a fourth grader in my arms! #maximusisgooddog

Okay, so I scrolled past this on my dash REALLY quickly just now, and was halfway down the page before I was like “Wait a sec, was that a picture of a really garishly painted miniature figurine of Michelangelo’s Pietà?”
No. No it was not. 
That is a bulldog, not Jesus. And everybodyilovedies is not the Virgin Mary. 
I don’t even. I just… what?

everybodyilovedies:

One year old and it’s like I’ve got a fourth grader in my arms! #maximusisgooddog

Okay, so I scrolled past this on my dash REALLY quickly just now, and was halfway down the page before I was like “Wait a sec, was that a picture of a really garishly painted miniature figurine of Michelangelo’s Pietà?”

No. No it was not. 

That is a bulldog, not Jesus. And everybodyilovedies is not the Virgin Mary. 

I don’t even. I just… what?

orteil42:

here’s a fun fact : a couple french expressions to say “I frankly don’t care” roughly translate to “well doesn’t that give me a pretty leg" and "I’m stamping my conch of that

bonus fun fact : a dutch expression for “I’m amazed” is “my clogs just broke

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

medievalpoc:

autistpsyche:

you should check out #AcademicAbleism on twitter, if you haven’t already. 

To secure the future of STEM and all fields of academia, we need to create better and more inclusive spaces for ALL students. Too many academic fields are openly hostile to disabled students, and this desperately needs to change.

theshriekingsisterhood:

#gotg movie spoilers

Ok so we all know how badass Gamora is but can we also talk about how kind she is?

Can we talk about a woman who has endured terrible abuse for the vast majority of her life, who still wants to save a world that has taken so much from her? 

Can we talk about her betraying her abuser, the most powerful being in the universe, because she couldn’t bear the thought of being party to any more death?

Can we talk about Gamora who forgives her sister for trying to kill her because they share the same scars, reaching out for her hand and asking her to join them?

Can we talk about Gamora, the first to share the pain of the infinity stone with Peter Quill, who will not let him suffer alone, who was willing to risk death for the slimmest chance that she can still save others?

Can we talk about Gamora who has no reason to trust anyone, who has lost so much, willing to risk her life?

Can we talk about Gamora who is so kind and so good?