Unofficial Crack Fairy
willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

tardiscrash:

lokisbruid:

tmirai:

This is perhaps the most sensual looking man I’ve ever seen. My gods, he is beautiful!

Who is he? He’s gorgeous!

Need info on this human

Northstar? Is that you?

tastefullyoffensive:

[craigslist]
akycha:

theparisreview:

Behold: the first written use of fuck, from 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

akycha:

theparisreview:

Behold: the first written use of fuckfrom 1528, inscribed by a monk who seems to have been pretty pissed off with an abbot.

CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

swan2swan:

nethenclawpuff:

onetobeamup:

sheereleganceinitssimplicity:

A collection of lamamama's awesome Avatar the Last Airbender - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine crossover

Featuring the adult gaang:

Toph - Terran; Security officer

Sokka - Bajoran; Science officer

Aang - Joined Trill (with unusual markings); Captain

Katara - Bajoran; Chief medical officer

Zuko - Klingon: Must. Regain. HONOR!

Iroh - Klingon; Really likes prune juice (or bloodwine, I can’t tell)

Bonus TOS Sokka - From the Trials and Tribble-ations episode (no one can convince me otherwise)

yES PERFECT 

YES YES YES YES YES

…I am now oddly hungry for Klingon Mai….

mako:

we’re not gonna talk about how a show with a woc lead in an asian-influenced world is getting stomped over for a show about a talking sponge?

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

squishabledotcom:

colorblindtyedye:

I’m sure a lot of you have heard of Squishables. If you haven’t, they are giant, cuddly stuffed animals that are to die for. Squishables are based off of submitted designs, and if they get enough interest, they make the real thing.


Well, right now…

Worf, sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but I think I need to try something a little less dangerous.

The sharks are all like, ‘screw that, I’m not going up there, it’s wet.’
Daniel Hardcastle (via nerdcubedoutofcontext)

yahooentertainment:

Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, director James Gunn and president of Marvel Studios Kevin Feige answer your 'Guardians of the Galaxy' questions.

Tune in today at 7pm ET/4 PT for the live interview and visit Yahoo Movies for ‘Guardians’ exclusives!

person: she--
me: it's he.
person: *condescending smile* well, on your birth certificate--
me: yeah, it also says ' 8lbs, 6 oz ' -- a lot has changed over the years